2 posts tagged “birthday”

This is the only one of those myspace memes I have found worth reposting. And rather than keep it just for me and those in my circle, I'm posting it for the world to see.  Who knew these things could be so accurate??

And now you know when my birthday is, so feel free to check out my wishlist (ha!).

pick the month(number)you were born on

1 - I killed
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I banged
6 - I cuddled with
7 -I ate
8 - I am shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I slept with
11 -I peed on/with
12- I killed


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a stripper
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a whore
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pickle
10 - a jar of honey
11 - a whore
12 - a condom
13 - a bag of weed
14 - a glass of milk
15 - my crush
16 - the cool-aid man
17 - my lover
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - an easter egg
22 - trojan man
23 - paris hilton
24 - a toothbrush
25 - a homeless man/women
26 - a pornstar
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - your dealer
29 - a French fry
30 - My Ex
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Blue - because I have AMAZING boobs
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIPS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

It's true, kids.  Go to it.

I'm turning 35 in 10 days.  I know! I can't believe it either. I still seem so ... so ... so non-adult-like.  I believe my parents are both in denial about my age, especially as it reflects on them.  Also, they still give me money for gas and airplane travel.  And I still take my laundry Home (hey, at least I don't make my mom do it for me. I just use her machines, and her detergent).  And I still file the 1040 EZ because I can't handle the thought of deductions and stuff. 

Anyway, I'm having a party next weekend.  Wanna come? 

Details:
When: Saturday, February 10
Time: 9:00 p.m.
Where: The Saddlerack

Note: if you're so kind as to travel all the way to Fremont to celebate my birthday, keep in mind that the cover goes from a somewhat reasonable $10 to a highly outrageous $20 at 10:00.  So I'd suggest getting there before 10.

Not sure why you'd want to go to the Saddlerack?  Think mechanical bull.  Think people-watching.  You'd be surprised how much fun it is.  Here are some pictures from last year's birthday party.